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?Learn From Movies?

The many things we can learn from movies...

All beds have special L-shaped top sheets that reach up to armpit level on a woman but only waist level on the man lying beside her.

All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.

The ventilation system of any building is a perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building without difficulty.

A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

When paying for a taxi, never look at your wallet as you take out a note � just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.

Cars and trucks that crash will almost always burst into flames.

A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of a football stadium.

Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.

Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.

One man shooting at twenty men has a better chance of killing them all than twenty men firing at one.

It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts � your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessor.

When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your room will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.

When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.

Having a job of any kind will make all fathers forget their son's eighth birthday.

All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.

It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.

A policeman can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.